#23

The moon is in on a conspiracy--
nothing happens when it is full anymore.

Even the wolfman just notices
some extra tufts of hair in his armpits.

Everything happens now
when it is quarter full, or two-thirds.

Skipping pebbles at the lake last night,
a lady approached me and said

Where did you get my kidney stones
and why are you throwing them around?

and then promptly
dropped dead next to the water.